The most terrifying thing a woman has ever said to me. 

owlgoggles20:

astutes:

A clock that writes the time.

This is so unnecessary I’ll take 20

owlgoggles20:

astutes:

A clock that writes the time.

This is so unnecessary I’ll take 20

(Source: astutes)

Best brand in baseball.

  • Her: We'd like to speak to your Associate Artistic Director.
  • Me: Sorry, we don't have one.
  • Her: Anyone overseeing new play development?
  • Me: No one fitting that description either.
  • Her: Dramaturg?
  • Me: Nope.
  • Her: Literary manager?
  • Me: Uh...no.
  • Her: Who oversees artistic programming?
  • Me: That's a good question.

I’m a sucker for Beastie Boys mashups. 

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